Daydreaming Tan Master Gifts

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

Odd Spas

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Foot Massage

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"You really need some sun."

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'