Daydreaming Tan Master Prints

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Trucker's tan?'

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Sunblock

Odd Spas

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Foot Massage

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

"You really need some sun."

A quick escape from a business meeting.

"What was she thinking?!?"

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'

'Medium well, please.'

'Is this your first makeover, Mr. Quasimodo?'