Tannery Enthusiast Gifts

'I have nothing to hide.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Trucker's tan?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Medium well, please.'

Sportknitting

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Perspective