Tannery Enthusiast Pillows

'I have nothing to hide.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Trucker's tan?'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

String Theory for Beginners.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Are you guys still watching the tapestry? Why don't you go outside it's such a nice day!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Sportknitting

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Perspective

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."