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"Does the rhubarb sauce need more sugar?"

'Needs salt!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"That's very offensive."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Paul Bocuse caricature

"It's fondue night!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.