Seasonal Flavor Fanatic T-Shirts

"Pumpkin season is over. Eggnog season is over. Now it's ham hock season."

"Okay, everything on this table, from here down, is pumpkin-flavored."

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Fall on a desert island

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Paul Bocuse caricature

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"