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"That's very offensive."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Harsh Mellows.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Dominant hand reveal party

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"