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"That's very offensive."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Dominant hand reveal party

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Funky Chef 2

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.