Tangy Flavor Fanatic Pillows

"Does the rhubarb sauce need more sugar?"

'Needs salt!'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm unable to process this image."

"That's very offensive."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"It's fondue night!"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.