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"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

6 Brothers Falafel

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Needs salt!'

Before/After

Harsh Mellows.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"OMG, LOL!"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Who had the Sodom Enchilada and the Holy Guacamole?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

American style Greek cafe.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"That's very offensive."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."