Talkaholic Gifts

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Text Culture

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

New Shoes.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Unusual Offers