Talkaholic Pillows

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Text Culture

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Kensington Fluffies

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

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