Techholic Gifts

"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The DaVinci Code

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Elfie Stick

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."