Techholic Mugs

"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

The DaVinci Code

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Elfie Stick

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

If nobody had invented graphics

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."