Take Your Pet To Work Day Pillows

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Super Dog'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

Dog ignores angry cat.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog Wrestling.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Your resume looks great

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Destiny is all...

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

The entire team applauds you.

'Who's best friend are you?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."