Bringing A Pet To Work Pillows

'Your problem, Fenwick, is you don't take responsibilty for your actions.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Your resume looks great

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

Dog's game

The entire team applauds you.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

"I'm an assistance dog."

Bring your dog to work day - let someone else make the big decisions.

'He's listed in 'Who's Who Among Working Breeds'.'

"I know I'm being patronized, But I Can't help it. They say 'Good Boy' and my tail just wags."

"Show me the peanuts!"

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

"He's an extremely loyal employee, but you have to walk him twice a day."

"It's been such a dog-eat-dog week at the office that tomorrow is Bring Your Veterinarian To Work day."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I've put you down for my afternoon shift."

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

"Put this in the 'shredder.'"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Hurry up, Al. I gotta pee."

"That's why there's no 'Bring your cat to work' day."

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

"Eddie's mom gave me kitties and milk."

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.