Working With Pets Pillows

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Dog Love.

Your resume looks great

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'