Working With Pets T-Shirts

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"It's nice to be wanted."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

So You Finally Caught Your Tail

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Have you got one that's a bit more pessimistic?"

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

Dog Love.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'See what I mean, Doc?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'