Working With Animals T-Shirts

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

"Next time let go of the food sooner!"

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Be kind"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Your resume looks great

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

Monkey casino study.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Ophiologist

'Now tell me about your puppyhood.'

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

The Lion Tamer.

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'