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If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

One man and his dog odour spray.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Cat park"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Sitting here with you is so perfect … which reminds me: You can never die."

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'