Epic Pet Partnerships Pillows

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Collies Without Borders

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"He's my school project for science class."

"Cat park"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Dog fetches dice

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Cut-throat Environment

Chasebook for Dogs

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Descartes' dog.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

Dog on Cat.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"She's very affectionate!"

Not complaining, but when do you think your cats will be done sleeping on the furniture?

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

Cat Thermostat

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

One man and his dog odour spray.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Dining Out.