Epic Pet Partnerships Gifts

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Collies Without Borders

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"He's my school project for science class."

"Cat park"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Cut-throat Environment

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Dog fetches dice

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Descartes' dog.

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"St. Louis? Peoria? Savannah? Buddy suddenly realized he was lost."

Dog on Cat.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"She's very affectionate!"

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

Cat Thermostat

'Do we accept smelly bacon bones as payment?'

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

One man and his dog odour spray.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'!!X@#!! Reincarnation!'

Dining Out.

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.