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"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

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"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'...because I personally rub it on.'

'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

The Labradoodle, 2017

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

Doghouse Satellite

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...

'Your mistress has made this coat for you? Well - either your mistress hates you or the sewing machine hates your mistress!'