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"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

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'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

Trophy dog stick

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

Country mansion full of dogs.

Water. Food. Garnish.

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'...because I personally rub it on.'

"We spoil that dog, Mildred."

'If someone asks about Marmaduke's ankle bracelet, just say it's the latest thing in flea collars.'

Doghouse Satellite

Spoit Dog/ "You can lead her to tap water,but you can't make her drink."

The Labradoodle, 2017

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...