Luxury Pet Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Dog Jogger

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

Tartan Coats

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

'Before we'd move in, we'd want an upgrade of the many rooms, you know....the Romney touch . . .'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

'The next time you feel like drinking champagne from your slipper, don't wear open toe shoes.'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'