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If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

One man and his dog odour spray.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Collies Without Borders

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Pet Entertainers

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Cat park"

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I'm no expert but I think global worming would be a good thing."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."