Pets Handling Pillows

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Polly txt speak

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Billy. The Kid.

Dog Walking Services

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Biofelineism

"Now I really hate poetry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."