Pets Handling Mugs

Exotic pets - Ferret versus Scorpion.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Pick me!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Horror movies