Bring Your Pet To Work Day Pillows

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

"Oh, I thought it was Bring Your Pest to Work Day."

"I've put you down for my afternoon shift."

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Dog Wrestling.

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Dog's game

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'