Bring Your Cat To Work Day Pillows

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"That's why there's no 'Bring your cat to work' day."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Cat Show

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'To show you I'm not all bad, I won't be letting you go until after 'Bring Your Child To Work Day'.'

Dottie Potts talks about cats

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

Evolution of the Cat.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"This, senator, is my little dog Stormy."

"Adorable, Dobson, but baby pictures will suffice from now on."

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

'Your problem, Fenwick, is you don't take responsibilty for your actions.'

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

'I hate 'bring your kid to work' day!'

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"We can reduce our I.T. problems by having more Bring-Our-Kids-To-Work days."

'So, tomorrow is bring your kid to work day. Now keep a close watch on him! I don't think I need to remind anyone of what happened last time he went to that lab!'

''Bring Your Kid To Work Day' was a disaster - they changed all the screen savers to Justin Beiber.'