Take Your Pet To Work Day Gifts

'Sorry -- I checked, and there's no such thing as 'Take Your Fish to Work' Day.'

Polly txt speak

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

'Super Dog'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Fill it up!"

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

It is said over the years dogs and dog owners start looking alike

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Dog ignores angry cat.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog Wrestling.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

Destiny is all...

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

'Who's best friend are you?'

The entire team applauds you.

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting.'

"I never heard her say she was leaving you in charge."