Tabloids Gifts

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Sally Jessy Raphael

Another celebrity couple on its way to a high-stakes divorce.

'You look like an intelligent being -- how would you like to subscribe to the Galactic Enquirer?'

Dirty Harry

News headline: stars without make-up!

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

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The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Leisure Editor

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"