Tabloid Trawler Pillows

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

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The Original Gossip Columns

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

How very Independent!

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Sally Jessy Raphael

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."