Tabloid Adventurer Pillows

Careers advisor to schoolgirl: 'Have you considered becoming a kiss-and-tell slapper?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JET (Part I)

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Down on Bourbon Street...

The Original Gossip Columns

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

Leisure Editor

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Inflated gloom!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"It's marzipan pigs."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Leigh Ann Caldwell - Washington Post

Couple using dogs to pull their camper van.

Charlie Sheen