Tabloid Tale Seeker Pillows

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

Weditorials

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

The Original Gossip Columns

Leisure Editor

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

Man to other: 'You don't really know what it's like until you've walked a mile in another man's scandal.'

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

St Paul is Shipwrecked (The Holy Bible).

'Sleaze, please.'

Showbiz is tough

"Elvis battles Alien, Britney weds Satan. Man, who reads this garbage?"

Invasion of Privacy