Tabloid Chaser Pillows

Sheen-clown party!

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

JET (Part I)

'How fast can you hype?'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Get me public relations!'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

The Daily Fury

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Inflated gloom!'

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Hey! This was rubber stamped!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'