Tabloid Tracker Pillows

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

Daily Mail Reader

'Have you heard Katie Price had had her baby early?'

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Inflated gloom!'

Trump and Erdoğan

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Sally Jessy Raphael

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

'So you've won a few races: I still don't think you need worry about the paparazzi!'

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."

'Sleaze, please.'

Showbiz is tough