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News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

Daily Mail Reader

'Have you heard Katie Price had had her baby early?'

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

JET (Part I)

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Trump and Erdoğan

"We'd love to stay longer, but we have to go. Give this to the tabloid press. It explains everything!"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'Inflated gloom!'

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Newscorp hacks into itself.

Sally Jessy Raphael

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Dang, Jennifer Lopez is, like, on her 93rd boyfriend! At this rate...she'll get to me in 13.3 years!"

A caveman offers another a copy of, 'The Ug Issue'.

If you buy that magazine, the paparazzi win. Celebrity Couples.

"Well - I don't know what possessed her..."