Tabloid Journalist Pillows

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'I'm afraid there's no market for 'Kiss n Tell' these days. We need 'Shag n Tell' at the very least...'

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

MUCKRAKER! MUDSLINGER!

Widow mourning her dead cartoonist husband.

'You don't need to send me coded text messages, tabloid editors aren't interested in whether or not you are picking up cat food on your way home!!'

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

'So what's the truth about you and the Prince Snow White? Maybe not so White from what we know?'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

British savings accounts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Welcome to the future"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Lynching on social media

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'