Tabloid Journalist T-Shirts

"Get all the information you can, we'll think of a use for it later."

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'I'm afraid there's no market for 'Kiss n Tell' these days. We need 'Shag n Tell' at the very least...'

'Tabloid journalism! And bring shame on your family?'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"This Year on the Via Venetto... Paparazzi with Fiber Optics."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

A woman waits in a "Gossip" stand

MUCKRAKER! MUDSLINGER!

Cut to pieces.

Widow mourning her dead cartoonist husband.

'You don't need to send me coded text messages, tabloid editors aren't interested in whether or not you are picking up cat food on your way home!!'

'You're just the man for the job. I want you to go through someone's trash.'

'So what's the truth about you and the Prince Snow White? Maybe not so White from what we know?'

Piers Morgan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Schengen

British savings accounts

"Welcome to the future"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

Hate Platforms

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."