News Chaser Pillows

Sometimes news travels too fast.

A barricade that reads "Police Line - No video cameras beyond this point."

Journalist reading 'The joy of sex scandals.'

Soundbite with teeth: a dog bites a member of the press.

Commuters read the newspaper on train.

Reporter in a hot air balloon.

Fluff Over Crisis.

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"The word is a prominent Republican is going to announce that he's not going to run for president..."

Economics journalist

Animal Hospital

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

'How fast can you hype?'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We made mistakes & have evidently lost the trust of the public. Therefore I feel I must tender my resignation..."

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Bestsellers have sold so well there are none at all on the shelves.

Bin Laden

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Sleaze, please.'

'Rumors...'

"Gentlemen, I am happy to announce that as of today we are closing down our Washington news bureau and moving the entire operation to L.A."

Trump and social media

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'Me? Running? Oh, for heaven's sake! Whatever gave you that idea?'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

"Oh, none for me, thanks...I'm not that kind of vampire. I only feed on daily newspapers."

"My research paper wasn't accepted by any of the juried publications, but it's regarded throughout the academic community as highly downloadable."

Danger-zone journalists.