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U.S. Gun Violence

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

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"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Fear of news.

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Newspaper suicide.

US election postal vote controversy

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

Classic News.

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Covid Lab Theory

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"I find wearing a mask helps."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."