Tabloid Tangler Pillows

'It's the media . . . do you want to hide?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JET (Part I)

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Weditorials

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

The Original Gossip Columns

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

'Inflated gloom!'

How very Independent!

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Newscorp hacks into itself.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

'Sleaze, please.'

Showbiz is tough

Invasion of Privacy

Cat on phone to newspaper, voice says: 'For the last time ... we're not interested in stories about 'home alone' cats.'

'Aren't you glad you're a nobody and not a big-shot with the press picking on you all the time?'

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

The Gutter Press.

Watch For Falling Role Models.

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"