Tabloid Tangler Pillows

'It's the media . . . do you want to hide?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

JET (Part I)

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Weditorials

The Original Gossip Columns

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

'Inflated gloom!'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

How very Independent!

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'Oh great, now, not only am I cursed, but my photo is on the front page of the tabloids...'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Newscorp hacks into itself.

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."

"Quick - make something up, I've got a space to fill."

Topless Newsreader - "Just for the first few weeks love, until we've captured the audience."

'Sleaze, please.'

Showbiz is tough

Invasion of Privacy

'Aren't you glad you're a nobody and not a big-shot with the press picking on you all the time?'

"Wait! Wait! I just authored a 'Tell-All' Book about my time in the White House as a Trump insider!"

Cat on phone to newspaper, voice says: 'For the last time ... we're not interested in stories about 'home alone' cats.'

Daily Mail Reader

The Gutter Press.

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."