Table Talkers Gifts

'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

Preserved

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

Joe Franklin

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

"How much longer? It's an emergency."

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'