Table Talk Observer Gifts

Human Cull: 'Year - now's a great time to talk.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

John Kerry making a speak: 'What'd he say?'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Gone to seed.

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

Progress

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"Peter's a man of few tweets, but many social media platforms."

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

'Justice delayed means more time for billing.'

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

To Card Or Not To Card