Table Talkers Mugs

'Hi, we're salt and pepper, your condiments for the evening.'

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"You know very well what fish!"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

Preserved

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"They're both in telemarketing."

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."

"I said, with these new tax breaks, we'll be able to buy more leaves for the table."

"We only use this table every now and then. Not sure whether that makes it occasional or periodic?"

Joe Franklin

"My theory is that alcohol and gluten, if taken together, will reduce fat and build muscle."

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

"I told you that if we kept paddling upstream, things would turn around."

Variety of people having a meeting around a table.

'So then I thought... why not buy big magnets?'

'When another barber cuts your hair, who does the talking?'

"How much longer? It's an emergency."

'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'