Systems Technologist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a systems technologist? Discover witty and thoughtful products that honor their skills in managing complex systems and keeping digital worlds connected. Perfect for their desk or wardrobe, these gifts blend humor with appreciation for their technical brilliance.

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"Terrific references, but I'll give it to you straight – being an advanced systems technologist does not qualify you to be a second baseman."

"Terrific references, but I'll give it to you straight – being an advanced systems technologist does not qualify you to be a second baseman." mockup

"Terrific references, but I'll give it to you straight – being an advanced systems technologist does not qualify you to be a second baseman."

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In the Guru District

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The Computer Bore

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Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies. mockup

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.' mockup

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

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"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.." mockup

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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"Meet the author"

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records." mockup

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

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Ascent of Machine.

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'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.' mockup

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

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"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer." mockup

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

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Artifishial Intelligence

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"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

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'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,' mockup

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

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"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now." mockup

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity." mockup

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

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Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer mockup

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

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"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head." mockup

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

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Computer Expert

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"What did you download at school today?"

"What did you download at school today?" mockup

"What did you download at school today?"

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Computer monitor for a head.

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"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!" mockup

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

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"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down." mockup

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

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'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?' mockup

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

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"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work." mockup

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

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'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..' mockup

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

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Hardware and software

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Computer Class.

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"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

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Fixing the Computer.

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"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant." mockup

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

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'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...' mockup

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

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Systems Technologist Gifts Collection

Systems Technologist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for systems technologists, blending clever humor and professional pride—perfect for their morning coffee break.

Systems Technologist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add some techie charm to their space, perfect for systems whizzes who love a playful touch in their decor.

Systems Technologist Prints

Browse our selection of prints that celebrate the world of systems technology—fun, stylish, and perfect for any tech enthusiast’s wall.

Systems Technologist T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for systems technologists who appreciate witty, tech-inspired designs—great for casual wear and expressing their profession with pride.