Symptom Spotter Gifts

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Moon: Made in China

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

MENSER the high IQ society

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

I don't know what it is, but it's a textbook case of something.

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I love their use of space"

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

"Next!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Man is target

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

'See anything in marketing?'

Triple no foam soy latte with one-pump vanilla swirl. Diner. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"