Symptom Spotter T-Shirts

"It's my ears, Doc. I can't move them. They're... they're paralyzed!"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Moon: Made in China

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

MENSER the high IQ society

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

Skinhead guppy.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"See a trend?"

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'Tell me more! That's my favorite symptom!'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"I love their use of space"

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Next!"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

Man is target

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

'See anything in marketing?'

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

'Investing in a company whose website is Ponzischeme.come would raise red flags for me.'

"I'm feeling great but I'm worried that that might just be a symptom!"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."