Skull Spotter T-Shirts

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Save Our Universe

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I love their use of space"

The Forensic Paleontologist

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

Enemies of the Earth

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Great Urban Sprawl

'Euston, we have a problem...'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"I identify as it/it."

Accident