Skull Spotter Prints

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Save Our Universe

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

It's for you.

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Getting Closer

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"I love their use of space"

Great Urban Sprawl

Enemies of the Earth

"No, Billy. That one's a thought balloon."

The Forensic Paleontologist

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

"This must be their mothership... prepare to board!"